i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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