Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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