I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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