Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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