I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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