Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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