Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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