I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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