erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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