Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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