Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It's never too late to be topless.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Help. Why am I so naked?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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