remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He did a backflip because drugs
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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