I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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