I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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