you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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