Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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