Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
