So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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