You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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