everyone is single if you try hard enough
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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