I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Enjoy the penises
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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