You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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