Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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