i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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