I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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