I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
well you can't waste a boner
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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