He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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