My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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