after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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