you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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