We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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