Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Randomize
