So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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