Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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