How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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