I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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