The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
