we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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