I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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