I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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