Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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