I skipped work to stalk him.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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