dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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