The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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