wanna go halves on a baby?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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