I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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