you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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