I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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