its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it was like eating out sand paper
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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