And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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