We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Drake has all the answers
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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