I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
how does that bad decision feel?
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