I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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