I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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