what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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