Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm too high and old for this...
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the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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