I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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