Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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